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Let’s get something straight – A Mavericks Gentleman doesn’t have to go to a strip club to get naked women to sit on his lap. It happens to me all the time. Sometimes it happens at regular nightclubs in Cape Town too*. However, you may encounter a few problems with naked girls sitting on your lap if you’re not in a decent strip club environment. These are some of them:
Apparently Cape Town is ready, or so I’m told. ‘Ready for what?’ – you might ask. Ready for what can only be described as unprecedented influx of balls. Asides from all the legal hoopla around the upcoming “Soccer Thing”, the whole event is generally problematic in my opinion. Problematic? Yes. Here’s why: the draconian copyright laws (the ones that force me to say “Soccer Thing”*) are not the only testosterone pumped cock-show that’s coming to Cape Town in 2010. The Soccer Thing is also bringing thousands of ‘new guys’ to a city that was once famous for having 1.2 women for every man. There goes our raison d’etre.
You’ll have to pardon the long silence; I realize I’ve been gone for quite some time! This absence is not without good cause though… and I’m afraid to say that cause is a horrible illness. One for which there seems to be no cure. The name of that cause is Jennifer…
Jennifer, ‘the manageress’ here. Quick tip, if you’re going to log in to write a blog post about somebody else, don’t do it in on their laptop. And if you must – then log off afterwards.
Tisk tisk, it would seem that you have left your WordPress account open.Needless to say, I’ve changed the password now and hijacked this blog.
Mavericks Revue Bar, Cape Town’s premier Gentlemen’s Club, is extending its entertainment brand with a range of fragrances entitled ‘Alibis’, aimed at prividing gentlemen with ‘Alibis’ for a range of day to day situations.